Swanage! Seriously?

Yes I know but I was on a school trip. For obvious reasons I can't say much but memorable. The weather could have been better but at least sun tan lotion was not needed which is always a relief when you are a sun worshipper looking after other people's fair children! I went to the aqua park and have to say that dodgy knees and an ample bosom are not conducive to clambering across inflatables. I slipped into the pond early and decided the best thing to do was to spend 2 hours swimming around the obstacles as opposed to risking life and limb. Anyway I survived and returned home sleep deprived and smelling of campfire. So like any sensible person I changed clothes headed straight off for a weekend in Paris.